Guitar Hero Quotes

Submitted: 2008-01-10 15:10:55

The following are a list of quotes from 'Guitar Hero' for the Xbox. Just before you start a song during the loading sequence you are presented with a random quote. Being quite funny, related and applicable in some cases Harley suggested we add them here, so here you go:

Your mom doesn't count as a fan. AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE!!!
The part you're looking for is "Solo I" in practice mode.
Remember: NO STAIRWAY
Dropping your pants on stage does not deploy star power.
Man, you must really like Freebird
Shouting "Star Power" is as good a method as any.
If your drummer is too tired for an encore he's too tired for the after party.
We are not responsible if you two end up hating each other.
Throw your undies on stage, no wait you're underage
Wearing a bucket on your head will not improve your chances of beating this song. Or maybe it will.
There only needs to be one guy in the band with a mohawk
If the audience are shouting for an encore, and you have no songs left, do not, under any circumstances, try to just jam
If you're neighbors tell you you're music is too loud, turn it higher until they move away.
Alright, they're not heckling you this time!
In Cooperative you're both winners, unless you're both losers.
If you have a road crew, it's called HAULING equipment. Otherwise, it's called schlepping.
Made in Mexico was actually made in Rhode Island, the ocean state.
try out the hammer ons & pull offs, they really work. WE PROMISE.
If the crowd is shouting for an encore, but the sound guy is shaking his head, ignore him and play anyway
Life for a musician is hard, but for a drummer, it's nearly impossible
You need a minifridge in your practice space. It's more important than a bassist
Don't have the Encore listed on your set list. They'll know you had it planned.
It takes a REALLY long time to drive a van through Nebraska.
TURN IT UP!
A band is the dysfunctional family you choose
If the staff is flipping the chairs... you have missed your chance for an encore
Don't wear your guitar higher than your belt. You're not in The Beatles.
You know at some point you will want to consider buying a real guitar.
If someone calls a Band Meeting, Something bad is going to happen.
Half man, half machine...Bang Camaro runs on Dude Power.
Dizzy from the fumes, white knuckled, holding the wheel hostage a dirty old cadillac barrels towards hell with a brick on the gas pedal. That handsome devil.
11 IS louder than 10.
If anyone insists on wearing a white belt, kick them out of the band.

See if you can guess which applies to whom! :-)

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- Posted by Alex Hall

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Rich

10 Jan, 2008

If the audience are shouting for an encore, and you have no songs left, do not, under any circumstances, try to just jam - or infact play chasing cars with random drunk strangers